14) It’s PooP Time
Well, well, well, it seems like someone’s hair was so wild that it almost needed a censor! I mean, I’ve seen some crazy hairstyles in my time, but this one was pushing the boundaries of good taste. It’s like the hair had a life of its own and was just doing its own thing without any regard for social norms or basic decency.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for expressing yourself through your hair, but there’s a line between edgy and just plain outrageous. And let’s be real, if your hair is so unruly that it’s causing a disturbance in the force, then it might be time to rein it in a little.
So, my dear friend, next time you feel like getting a haircut, maybe consider something a little more refined. Something that won’t make people want to reach for their sunglasses or shield their eyes from the blinding glare of your follicular folly. Trust me, your scalp (and the rest of us) will thank you for it!
