23) His Hair Was So Layered, I Thought She Was A Staircase
Well, let me tell you, this guy’s hair was so layered, it looked like he was hiding a whole set of stairs up there! I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had little people living in each layer, like some kind of follicle apartment complex.
I was half expecting him to pull out a tiny elevator and say, “Going up!” But seriously, his hair was so bad, I’m pretty sure even birds were afraid to nest in it. It was a hairstyle only a mother could love, and even then, she’d probably only love it from a safe distance.
