43) Her Hair Looks Like It Could Take Fight Any Minute Now
Oh Boy, Have You Seen That Haircut? Her Hair Looks Like It Could Take Flight Any Minute Now! I Mean, It’s Like She’s Got A Whole Flock Of Birds Nesting Up There. You Could Probably Use Her Head As A Landing Pad For A Helicopter.
It’s So Wild And Unruly, I Wouldn’t Be Surprised If She’s Hiding A Family Of Squirrels Up There Too. And Don’t Even Get Me Started On The Styling. It’s Like She Took A Lawnmower To Her Hair And Said “Good Enough!”
If I Were Her, I’d Invest In Some Heavy-duty Hair Gel Or A Hat…or Maybe Just A Whole Lot Of Hairspray. Because With That Hair, You Never Know When A Gust Of Wind Might Just Carry Her Away!
