What You Would Look Like Living on 7 Different Planets

Stephen Hawking once said that we only have 100 more years before we move to space. That’s a rather tight deadline because — let’s admit it — we’d have some trouble surviving in space. Even astronauts, who only spend a few hours out there, often face health problems upon returning. Most of the planets in the universe are impossible for us earthlings to live on. In fact, we’d have to evolve ourselves, like with our vision, our breathing, and our vestibular system, almost entirely, to do it. But let’s give it a try.

We at zgrnews decided to lose our marbles for a bit and try to imagine how we’d look on different planets, and we want to share our speculations with you.

1. Mars

What You Would Look Like Living on 7 Different Planets

The gravity on Mars is lower than on Earth, and it’s farther from the sun, so we would see less sunlight. Mars also has no protective magnetic field due to its thin atmosphere, exposing everything to radiation. Sometimes, strong winds create dust storms that howl around the whole planet, and the dust continues to settle for months after.

  • Your look: You’d probably be tall with a robust build to compensate for poor gravity and would have bigger eyes to better perceive the far-off sun. To protect itself from radiation, your body would have to switch its pigmentation from melanin to carotenoids (which gives carrots, tomatoes, and oranges their color). So you’d probably have orange skin!
What You Would Look Like Living on 7 Different Planets

There’s no limit to our imagination, so we decided to create a more “human” form of the Martian appearance.

2. Jupiter

What You Would Look Like Living on 7 Different Planets

Living on the surface of Jupiter might prove to be challenging since there’s no actual surface. The planet consists entirely of gas. However, it doesn’t mean it’s just a giant cloud hanging in space — if you venture through its atmosphere to deeper parts, the gas becomes denser until it turns into liquid. So, one layer of Jupiter is an ocean made of hydrogen instead of water.

  • Your look: With high pressure, extreme temperatures, and a fluid environment, we’ll have to draw some inspiration from deep-water dwellers who deal with the same conditions but on a lesser scale. We’d be big isopods with shells to protect us from Jupiter’s radiation.

3. Saturn

What You Would Look Like Living on 7 Different Planets

Like its fellow gaseous neighbor, Jupiter, Saturn is a gargantuan cloud of hydrogen and helium with no solid land and powerful winds. Like Jupiter, it gets tighter within, but its core is much smaller. Its iconic rings are made of a myriad of ice particles, so nothing could live on them, unfortunately. Saturn’s average density is less than water, so this behemoth of a planet could float in a bathtub if there were one of a suitable size.

  • Your look: The only way to move within Saturn’s thick fog is by flopping around like a jellyfish. You’d have an umbrella-shaped bell to propel yourself up and no skeleton so that it wouldn’t be crushed by the pressure!